New music from Chris Heers!
Chris Heers
New Freedom Grin
All songs written by Chris Heers except Harkins Letter which was adapted from a 1915 official letter from Las Vegas, NV Justice of the Peace and Coroner W.H. Harkins.
High Dollar Dog
I got a high dollar dog
I like to take her around
Everywhere we used to go
All over town
Well I don't have you since you said so long
But that’s all right I’m just fine with my high dollar dog
I like to take her to the pub
You never liked to go
She's so happy sitting there
With her Corona in a bowl
And if I drink too many beers
She doesn’t tell me I'm a slob
Hey that’s the difference between a stuck-up bitch and a high dollar dog
I got a high dollar dog
I like to take her around
To the gym and grocery store all over town
Well I don't have you since you said so long
But that’s all right I’m just fine with my high dollar dog
Well she don't have a fake Botox enlightened laser smile
And she's quick with a lick even when I haven't shaved in a while
She won’t ever leave me honey that’s for sure
Only one girl licks my face
Baby you have been replaced
I got a high dollar dog
I like to take her around
Everywhere we used to go
All over town
Well I don't have you since you said so long
But that’s all right I’m just fine with my high dollar dog
Well I don't have you since you said so long
That’s all right I’m just fine with my high dollar dog
I got a high dollar dog
I got a high dollar dog
Rob McNelley – Guitar, Dennis Holt – Drums, Percussion, Dave Francis – Bass, Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
I’m Still Living
Somethin’ bout the way the moonlight smells
When you get some shiny freedom after being locked up in a cell
Just a stretch of rope in front of you
Said the Marshall just this morning but I knew it wasn’t true
I’m still living boots are still on the ground
I got the air in my lungs I got an eye on a horse to get me out of this town
Well you’d think with all these bullets I dodged I would be six feet down
But I’m still living boots are still on the ground
Well I was born like this you see
I tried to ride the straight and narrow
Even had a wife in Tennessee
She tried to mold me like some kind of clay
She even pulled a two-shot pistol as I made my getaway
I’m still living boots are still on the ground
I got the air in my lungs I got an eye on a horse to get me out of this town
Well you’d think with all these bullets I dodged I would be six feet down
But I’m still living boots are still on the ground
Must be some kind of outlaw angel looking over me
Just enabling my nefarious dreams
It’s a beautiful night it’s just a shame
They done built this brand-new scaffold
But I ain’t gonna hang
Cause’ I’m still living boots are still on the ground
I got the air in my lungs I got an eye on a horse c’mon let’s get out of this town
Well you’d think with all these bullets I dodged I would be six feet down
But I’m still living my boots are still on the ground
Well now I’m still living
I’m still living
I’m still living
Jerry McPherson – Guitar, Shawn Fichter – Drums, Percussion, Dave Francis – Bass, Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Mike Rojas – Piano, Keyboard, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
Last Ride
Well I’ve always lived for freedom and speed
Stars and stripes and leather and good weed
Well the good Lord come and called me home
Guess I’m moving on
Just look at all my friends here gathered round
Come to see me take the last ride out of town
Say a final prayer for me
And light me up with gasoline
Last ride no it’s just the beginning
People don’t cry ‘cause I’ll see you sometime
It’s a big sky I’ll be riding in it
Well that ain’t me that’s why this ain’t my last ride
There’s Harleys made of gold and they all have wings
Gonna fly mine down to Sturgis then Goodsprings
And if you squint real hard through the dirt and smoke
You can see me fly
Last ride no it’s just the beginning
People don’t cry ‘cause I’ll see you sometime
It’s a big sky I’ll be riding in it
Well that ain’t me that’s why this ain’t my last ride
Some people they were born to ride like me
My body’s gone but my soul has rolled on free
Yeah I don’t regret one single day I lived life big and unafraid
Yeah I’ve died I’ve died to ride put me in the ground
That ain’t me that’s why
that ain’t me that’s why
that ain’t me that’s why
One two three four
Oooh Oooh
Last ride this ain’t my last ride
Last ride that ain’t me that’s why that ain’t me that’s why
That ain’t me that that ain’t me that that ain’t me
That ain’t me that that ain’t me that ain’t me
That ain’t me that’s why that ain’t me that’s why
That ain’t me that ain’t me that ain’t me that ain’t me that ain’t me that ain’t me.
Mike Rojas – Keyboard, Organ, Rob McNelley – Guitar, Dave Francis – Bass, Fred Eltringham – Drums, Percussion, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
This Lever Action
This lever action rolling down the hillside
This lever action cruising ‘cross the prairie
The gravy train has just pulled out
There’s a brand-new sheriff now
It’s this lever action
Yeah this lever action
We sleep out under the trees after midnight
Yeah we sleep out under the stars under the moonlight
Sunrise coffee’s on
Hay for the horse baby then we’re gone
Me and this Lever Action
Yeah this lever action
Don’t try to steal my cows
Don’t try to steal my cows
‘Cause If you do you’ll be blue yeah you’re gonna meet your maker
And this lever action
Yeah this lever action
This lever action keeps me in the saddle
Yeah they pay us good money to ride her into battle
There’s a wanted sketch in my right hand
Brother it ain’t personal she don’t understand
This lever action
Yeah this lever action
Don’t try to steal my cows
Don’t try to steal my cows
If you do you’ll be blue yeah you’re gonna meet your maker
And this lever action
Yeah this lever action
Yeah we track all day in between the Cacti
They say bring em in alive there’s rules that we abide by
Ride fast
Move quick
I’m a nice guy
She’s a bad bitch
Yeah this lever action
Yeah this lever action
Don’t try to steal my cows
Don’t try to steal my cows
Cuz If you do you’ll be blue yeah you’re gonna meet your maker
And this lever action
Cuz If you do you’ll be blue yeah you’re gonna meet your maker
And this lever action
Cuz If you do you’ll be blue yeah you’re gonna meet your maker
If you do you’ll be blue yeah you’re gonna meet your maker
If you do you’ll be blue yeah you’re gonna meet your maker and
This lever action
Fill yer hands
You sonofabitch
Jerry McPherson – Guitar, Shawn Fichter – Drums, Dave Francis – Bass, Mike Rojas – Keyboard, Organ, Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
The New Texas Dinosaur Band
Earl had a dream every night for a week
He was thirty again and he still had his teeth
And he lived in a bus not a damn nursing home
Played in a band had a life on the road
Well he looked out the window at the dark moonless night
And way off in the distance saw the world shining bright
Squinted his eyes at the time that had gone
Bright lights and stages and rock and roll songs
And he dreamed it was the summer of 1954
Fender guitars and amps on the floor
Ah and every red-blooded girl in those days
They all knew about Earl and the songs that he played
This is the story of a very old man
Back when he rolled with the dinosaur band
Well he picked up his walker and he walked to the floor
The nurse was asleep she had not locked the door
And he escaped down the long road that they wheeled him in
Stuck his thumb in the air with a NEW FREEDOM GRIN
He got dropped at a bar on the far side of town
Not a quarter in sight not a payphone around
The band started playing and he watched the whole set
Then the guitarist came over and sat down next to him
Well I play guitar too said Earl with a smile
But my fingers aren’t calloused it’s been long while
The boy said well feel free to give mine a spin
Never thinking old Earl would take it from him
Ah but to his surprise and to everyone else
Earl got on that stage without anyone’s help
And when he plucked at the strings and put his hands on the gears
He felt something tear like seventy years
A big fog was lifted
His wrinkles erased
And every jaw dropped at the song that he played
Well he finished the song and he jumped off the stage
The whole crowd jumping up and down in a rage
A big silver tear rolled down his face
It had been so long since he felt this way
How familiar it was
How time had stood still
Seventy years just a walk up a hill
He was the last one who still walked the land
The last living member of the Dinosaur band
Well that tip jar got fuller night after week
And ol’ Earl had em all on the edge of their seats
Then one day some national newsmen rolled in
Shot moving pictures of Earl and his grin
and that 54 Strat full of old lightning riffs
Oh what sight it was and it is
When a hundred-year man jumps on the stage
And rips out your heart with the songs that he plays
Ah Leno and Letterman Ferguson too
They Played Jimmy Kimmel put the crowd the roof
Back in a bus touring all fifty states
Strung out on prune juice and jars of Ben Gay
This is the story of a real special man
Out with the New Texas Dinosaur Band
Play it one more time for us Earl
Ah somewhere out near Gallup I think
That old dinosaur finally became extinct
He had his thumb in the air with a NEW FREEDOM GRIN
Off to the clouds to find his old friends
Earl had a dream every night for a week
He was thirty again and he still had his teeth
And he lived in a bus not a damn nursing home
Played in a band had a life on the road
Jerry McPherson – Guitar, Shawn Fichter – Drums, Dave Francis – Bass, Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Mike Rojas – Keyboard, Accordion, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
Bright Sun
Well the clouds are floating by 1845 and the sun is sinking low
Mama’s washing dishes by the river outside daddy’s hunting buffalo
They tell me tonight I’m gonna be a man I’m 13 by the crow
Just before he left daddy pulled me outside and he handed me his bow
He said Bright Sun living in the back of my heart
You can find your path when the road is dark
I always want the best for you
May you walk in love but your aim be true
Well they took me up high to the hill in the sky and they tied me to a tree
It’s a vision quest you can do the rest and the rest was up to me
I was there a day and twenty-three hours when I heard a lonesome sound
I opened my eyes and a wolf the size of a bear was staring down
And he said Bright Sun living in the back of my heart
You can find your path when the road is dark
I always want the best for you
May you walk in love but your aim be true
I could hear the guns I could see the smoke but I could not believe
All of the men were a world away and I’m tied here to this tree
Then I saw my little sister running at me with the children all in tow
She cut the rope handed me my bow and then she pointed down the road
She said Bright Sun living in the back of my heart
You can find your path when the road is dark
I always want the best for you
May you walk in love but your aim be true
Bright Sun is coming and the spirit rides with me
The white men laugh when I tell ‘em to leave and they pointed their rifles at me
And then we heard a lonesome sound
Wolves are all around
They’re pulling soldiers down
Yeah the man is back in town
Bright Sun living in the back of my heart
You can find your path when the road is dark
And I always want the best for you
May you walk in love but your aim be true
Yeah I always want the best for you
May you walk in love but your aim be true
Y’all come back soon
Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Rob McNelley – Guitar, Dennis Holt – Drums, Percussion, Dave Francis – Bass, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
DCTABM
She said her last name was whiskey first name I can’t place
She had a bent cigarette hanging out of her face
Things were kind of hazy at the end of the night
So I pulled out my zippo and I gave her a light
There was a Garth Brooks song playing out on the floor
I Let go of my longneck and I went back for more
Well I’m a dangerously close to another bad move I’m out on the dance floor makin’ up moves
I’m a one step away from ma-making the news
I’m a dangerously close to another bad move
Driving to her place wrong part of town
Homies on the corner deals are going down
I’m in the passenger seat without a cop in sight
Am I Billy Graham or am I Walter White?
Before I get a chance to make up my mind
She’s buying cocaine cutting up lines
Well I’m a dangerously close to another bad move
I don’t do drugs I just do booze
I’m a one step away from ma-ma-making the news
I’m a Dangerously close to another bad move
Sirens and helis dogs in the yard
Spotlight on my ass cops are running hard
Well I made it to Jack Jack in the box
I was naked as hell except for my socks
I know what you’re thinking man what would you do?
Three Super Tacos large mountain dew
I was dangerously close (DANGEROUSLEY CLOSE)
Dangerously close (DANGEROUSLY CLOSE)
Man I hope I don’t see my ass on the news
I’m a dangerously close to another bad move
I’m a dangerously close (DANGEROUSLEY CLOSE)
Dangerously close (DANGEROUSLEY CLOSE)
Man I shoulda stopped at one maybe two
Dangerously close to another bad move
Well I made it back home rolled into bed
My girlfriend rolls over says a where you been?
Well I had a half a thought I could tell her the truth Dangerously close to another bad move
I was dangerously close (DANGEROUSLEY CLOSE)
Dangerously close (DANGEROUSLY CLOSE)
Many a man has been killed by the truth
I was dangerously close to another bad move
Well I was dangerously close (DANGEROUSLEY CLOSE)
Dangerously close (DANGEROUSLEY CLOSE)
That’s about it until I see you again
DCTABM
Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Dennis Holt – Drums, Rob McNelley – Guitar, Percussion, Dave Francis – Bass, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
There’s an angel on my shoulder
Likes to follow me around
Must’ve known that I was lonely
Must’ve seen that I was down
I was in between the boulders
I was staring at the ground
Then I saw a four-legged shadow
That’s when you came around
One of these days I’m gonna find out
Yeah one of these days I’m gonna find out
Where did you come from?
We were living in the sunshine
Had the whole world by the tail
We saw it all together
Oh the stories we could tell
We were working on a headline
To thine own selves be true
Nobody knew me like you did
You always saw me through
One of these days I’m gonna find out
One of these days I’m gonna find out
Where did you come from?
Where did you come from?
Well it’s been a dozen years
Best friend I ever found
You always made me happy
But I’m so sad right now
It’s the ending of an era
And they say the time is now
I’ll see you when I get there
I know you’ll wait around
One of these days I’m gonna find out
One of these days I’m gonna find out
Where did you come from?
Where did you come from?
Lisa Brokop – Background Vocals, Jerry McPherson – Guitar, Shawn Fichter – Drums, Percussion, Dave Francis – Bass, Lisa Brokop – Background Vocals, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Mike Rojas – Keyboards, Accordion, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
HARKINS LETTER
Telegraph at hand and I hasten to reply to the same
Your brother was working for the mining firm of Yount and Fayle of Goodsprings
From authentic reports he had been drinking a good deal since he quit
And he was gambling most all the time which was anytime that he wished
Well your brother could whip any two men and often he did
When the whiskey was working its way up into his head
From what I am told he was a gentleman when he was dry
But I heard the evidence of everyone who was in the saloon at the time
Well your brother got caught gambling crooked when a fifth ace was found
Don’t think he didn’t get a square deal when he got shot down
They all laid down their hands for an even divide, but your brother didn’t see it that way
He told old Joe Armstrong he’d clean him right out if he did not get paid right away
But old Joe was the houseman just protecting the house
When your brother made a grab for it all
Old Joe pulled his pistol and fired two times through your brother and right through the wall
Well your brother got caught gambling crooked when a fifth ace was found
Don’t think he didn’t get a square deal when he got shot down
As soon as I heard I got the Sheriff, and I got my machine
The body laid there for ten hours before I got to Goodsprings
I did the best human thing that I could the best I could do
You asked me how it happened, and I have told you exactly the truth
Well your brother got caught gambling crooked when a fifth ace was found
Don’t think he didn’t get a square deal when he got shot down
Yeah your brother got caught gambling crooked when a fifth ace was found
Don’t think he didn’t get a square deal when he got shot down
You have my heartfelt sympathy and may God bless and comfort you and yours in this
sad bereavement. Yours sincerely, Coroner W.H. Harkins
Rob McNelley – Guitar, Dennis Holt – Drums, Percussion, Dave Francis – Bass, Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, W.H. Harkins, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
The Next Guy
You don’t think you’ll ever fill my shoes
Those are my kids and that’s my wife
She’s got a hundred family pictures on the wall
This one’s Christmas 2009
I don’t know if she’ll ever take ‘em down
Sometimes it seems like I am still around
But you’re the next guy
My youngest boy he’s gonna test you out
But don’t you give in he’ll come around
That’s old Dude don’t let him on the couch
‘Cause there’ll be Hell to pay if she finds out
She’s still got so much left to give
I wish I could do it all again
But you’re the next guy
I know it must be hard living here with them and her and me
But I’ll be moving on it seems
I see they’ll be safe with you
You don’t think you’ll ever fill my shoes
Probably not
But you’ll do
Next guy
Jerry McPherson – Guitar, Shawn Fichter – Drums, Percussion, Dave Francis – Bass, Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Mike Rojas – Piano, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
Sunset 30722
Your silver hair has replaced the blonde
But like a great Glenn Miller Song
Your eyes still sparkle like when we were young
My belly has grown another size and my left hip don’t work right
But I’m still the same old boy that I once was
Flashback over 80 years
We were both standing there at the very front
A new life begun
Right now, yeah it all makes sense
Watching Sunset 30722
And I still love you
He said with these rings I wed
we didn’t know what was up ahead
Twists and turns and laughs and tears and joy
Wish I do it all again every time I remember when
I introduced our baby girl to you and the boys
Flashback over 60 years
We were all just standing there at the very front
A new life begun
Right then, yeah it all made sense
Watching Sunset 7923
And you still loved me
Ah those years roll by don’t they
Like trumpets on the wind
I still live to wake up with you
Again
Well here we are today another anniversary
With all our children’s children’s children here
You look at me I look at you sometimes I can’t believe it’s true
Can I have this dance with you my dear
Hot damn it’s a brand new year
You and I dancing here at the very front
All these lives begun
And right now yeah it all makes sense
Watching Sunset 30722
And you still love me
And I still love you
Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar , Mike Rojas – Keyboards, Accordion, Rob McNelley – Guitar, Dave Francis – Bass, Fred Eltringham – Drums, Percussion Lisa Brokop – Vocals, Background Vocals, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
DUSTY ROADS
Dusty road and you’re alone a beat-up ragtop Ford
Hair is dirty and wind-blown sun is on your forehead
Dirt and rocks fly from the wheels sideways on the sand
You just love the way it feels to float across the land
Down dusty roads alone
Cattle crossing coming up a wooden picket fence
It’s okay to drive this fast cause nothing else makes sense
I know you can find your way I know you can fly
I know you can find yourself anytime you drive
Down dusty roads alone
Anytime you feel the need old dirt roads are built for speed
Anytime you feel the need old dirt roads are built for speed
Open sky of baby blue cactus in your eyes
Talking to yourself again just makes you realize
Time like this is rare and sweet time when you can see
Everything is still brand new and everything is free
Down dusty roads alone
Dusty road and your alone sun is going down
Shift on back to second gear head on back to town
Dirt to asphalt day to night moon up in the sky
You can face the world again until you need some time
Down dusty roads alone
Down dusty roads alone
Down dusty roads
Rob McNelley – Guitar, Dave Francis – Bass, Fred Eltringham – Drums, Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Mike Rojas – Piano, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
BLACK PINE TREES
The pine trees were painted black with waves of scarlet gold
And everyone was coming home
I hitched my horse and I walked into this bar
Piano player play me one more
‘Cause I been riding too long that's for sure
And that's for sure
I turn nineteen in an hour and you could say my camp is cold as Hell
But that's okay
I’m gonna get as drunk as I can
Cause I just came in from the black pine trees
Piano player play one more for me
And if you play the one about Athenry
Keep ‘em coming if you see me cry
We came here from Dublin four years ago
A long way in a wooden boat
I lost my pa to a Rebel hangman’s rope
Don’t think my mom and sister know
Pa he was a troublemaker that’s for sure
And that’s for sure
If I had a pot of gold you could say that I would try for home
But that’s okay
I’m gonna get as drunk as I can
Cause I just came in from the black pine trees
Piano player play one more for me
And if you play the one about Athenry
Keep ‘em coming if you see me cry
Well the war is over everyone is coming home but I got no place to go
I hear tell there’s a zinc mine to work ‘round here
And I can lift a heavy load
Tomorrow I’ll be sober that’s for sure that’s for sure
I know you’re ‘bout to close and you could say my money’s almost gone
But that okay
Gonna get as drunk as we can
‘Cause I just came in from the black pine trees’
Piano player play one more for me
And if you play the one about Athenry
Keep ‘em coming if you see me cry
If you play that one
keep ‘em coming
Keep ‘em coming
If you play that one
keep ‘em coming
Mike Rojas – Piano, Keyboards, Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Rob McNelley – Guitar, Dave Francis – Bass, Fred Eltringham – Drums, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
BOUNCING ON
Food or beer it’s a hard decision
When you're a full time bonified working musician
I used to be the guy with the suit and the tie
The fancy car and the day job life
But the gigs get offered and pretty soon you know
you're out on the road and the band is your home
And the nights run together and the ex is pissed
‘cause the gigs you’re getting don’t compare
to the guy you used to be when you had the nametag and the tie
And the fancy car and the happy wife
Ah it's strange these days
My buzz is mounting
I've hit bottom
but I keep bouncing on
Here I am at the Crown and Anchor hoping for four aces to make the payment on the van
that takes me from town to town not too far usually
I don't do hard drugs but I probably would
If It got me rolling got me rolling got me doing kind of good
But the songs in my head ah they led me to this
Gotta get on the road
I gotta write a new hit
Ah it's strange these days
My buzz is mounting
I've hit bottom
But I keep bouncing on
Bouncing on
My guitar player he's as old as my dad
He’s been bouncing for half of the life that he's had
He’s good yeah he's good you know he played with Waylon
You can't get that on a country station
Yeah we play Boulder highway we play down the street
We play for low pay ‘cause there’s buckets of reef
And buckets of Coors and cookies and chicks
We play ‘cause we have to you don't want none of this
Ah it's strange these days
My buzz is mounting
I've hit bottom
But I keep bouncing on
Bouncing on
The most dangerous job in the world is in a country band
In the land in the land of casinos and swag
Swag in the form of shots of Jäger
Women coming at you like party favors
Sometimes you fall in love and it's more than pointless
Man from La Mancha windmills and voices
Voices that beckon ah voices that scream
Jump off of this train while the grass is still green
It's strange these days
My buzz is mounting
I've hit bottom
I keep bouncing on
I keep bouncing on
Bouncing on
From town to town from gig to gig don't even know if I even know what friggin day this is
Hungry buzzed and broke
Could be the most honest song I wrote
Hmmm
Pat McGrath - Acoustic guitar, Mike Rojas – Keyboard, Organ, Steve Hinson – Steel Guitar, Rob McNelley – Guitar, Dave Francis – Bass, Fred Eltringham – Drums, Chris Heers – Vocals, Background Vocals, composer, Michael Walter – Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Eric Cobb – Mastering Engineer
Hey, Y’all come up here and buy one of my CD’s the money goes to Coors and cookies and chicks Coors and cookies and chicks Coors and cookies and chicks…
©2008-2024 Chris Heers - Saddlefarm Music and Media LLC (ASCAP)
1. High Dollar Dog
2. I'm Still Living
3. Last Ride
4. This Lever Action
5. The new Texas Dinosaur Band
6. Bright Sun
7. DCTABM
8. Where did you come from
9. Harkins Letter
10. The Next Guy
11. Sunset 30722
12. Dusty Roads
13. Black Pine Trees
14. Bouncing On
CHRIS HEERS
NEW FREEDOM GRIN - STORIES BEHIND THE SONGS:
High Dollar Dog
Back when I had a day job, I wandered into my managers office with a cup of coffee. He was consoling one of the other employees, a young man who was heartbroken about his girlfriend who had abruptly left him for a guy who owned his own Jet. Dale, the manager, was a big John Wayne looking guy who happened to be holding a small white furry Pomeranian or Maltese or something. One of those shock of white hair toy show dogs. It was a striking visual. Such a big macho guy with a dog that you might see a Hollywood starlet holding along with her Luis Vuitton and Starbucks. He said, “No big loss kid, she always looked down on us anyways..” or something like that. “Get a dog! No drama!” I asked him about said dog and he told me it cost him several thousand dollars and it had papers. Big Lebowski moment there. “The dog has papers dude!” I said, “Damn Dale, that’s a HIGH DOLLAR DOG!” I wrote the song about a guy who does just that. Takes his new dog “everywhere we used to go”. Bars, gym, restaurants, movies, grocery store…”.
I was happily married at the time and my ex-wife is a spectacular not stuck-up whatsoever woman and is still one of my best friends, so I want to go on record and say that like most all of my songs, I made this shit up out of thin air and the character does not represent any ex’s! Rob McNelley and Steve Hinson on the solo!
“She won’t ever leave me honey that’s for sure. Only one girl licks my face. Baby you have been replaced! I got a High Dollar Dog…”
I’m Still Living
My great friend and longtime co-writer Sammy Steele had a title for a song called “My Hearts Still Running” about a character who is a rambling man and can’t settle down although he tries. I took the title and wrote a western. I think I was watching 3:10 to Yuma or something and wrote a song about a nefarious outlaw who marvels that he is still alive. “You’d think with all these bullet’s I dodged, I would be six feet down, but my hearts still running…”.
As it has happened in a few of our co-writes Sammy wasn’t feeling my western take on his idea so we agreed that we would separate our contributions and go back to the rambling man concept on his original idea on a future co-write. So, I was left alone with this western. I just changed the line to “I’m still Living”. Like many of the songs on this album, the character is no boy scout. He fits right in though.
“I was born like this you see. I tried to ride the straight and narrow even had a wife in Tennessee. She tried to mold me like some kind of clay. She even pulled a two-shot pistol as I made my getaway…”
Last Ride
Some years ago, I receive an email from a fan who was involved in opening a motorcycle driven hearse company. He asked if I could write a theme song for the company website. I had become friends with some actual Sons of Anarchy type bikers from my shows at the Pioneer Saloon, Bike Fest, etc. I think there was another company doing the Harley hearse thing as well. It was a wonderful idea. I wrote the song which in its original form was a bit more family friendly. When I contacted the guy, he apologized and informed me that, after all, the company was not going to happen. I was okay with that because I really loved the song. I had written it on a 72 Guild D25 while sitting on the edge of my bathtub. Not sure why. Sometimes, when you get a new old guitar, a song flies out of it regardless of what room it is in. I re-wrote it to reflect some of the actual bikers I know. This particular guy was a big fan of weed and freedom. It is basically the same exact message as my song “Beyond” from my first album “Western Stars”.
That ain’t me.
“Just look at all my friends here gathered round. Come to see me the last ride out of town. Say a final prayer for me and light me up with gasoline. That ain’t me…”
This Lever Action
I got a call from my 80 going on 50-year-old neighbor Wayne who lives across the street from my house near the airport in Vegas. I feed his cat and water his plants when he and his wife Mary Catherine are out of town and he insists on giving me beef and ammo in return. He said he wanted to look at my ’64 Winchester lever action model 94 to see how the front sight was orientated. He had the same rifle and had ordered a replacement sight for it. Wayne used to run the nuclear tests at Bikini Atoll, but this sight installation was eluding him. So, I pulled my rifle off of the rack and walked towards his house. I see him walking toward me with his rifle and he starts spinning it like John Wayne and yelling the classic line from True Grit, “Fill yer hands you sonofabitch.” We were in the middle of the street. Wayne is another John Wayne type who always looks like he is about to embark on a safari. Must’ve been a sight.
That night I was dinking around with a Swart Atomic amp and an old Silvertone electric and this Tom Horn movie happened. The song is about a cattle detective who is just doing his job tracking down rustlers for his clients. It is not personal for him but his rifle, who he must’ve named after a woman, does seem to hold a grudge.
“We track all day in between the cacti. They say bring ‘em in alive there’s rules that we abide by. Ride fast. Move quick. I’m a nice guy. She’s a bad bitch. This Lever Action…”
New Texas Dinosaur Band
One of my favorite songwriter storytellers is Don Schlitz. Don is a big influence. He wrote “The Gambler” and a big bag of other world changing songs. My favorite by far is “Oscar the Angel.” It is a magnificent story about a delusional old man, ostensibly, who rambled on about how everyone will die and go to Heaven and we will all be angels someday. Check it out on his Don for a Dollar live at the Bluebird Café CD. When I lived in Nashville, I used to pay said dollar to see him play it live whenever I could. Best deal in town! I think some Schlitz spilled into this song. Also, some of “The Natural”, one of my favorite movies where an aging baseball wunderkind (Robert Redford) makes a huge comeback. Kind of like my character Earl.
Some of my songs are written in one sitting. This is not one of those. In a file cabinet in my garage there are sheets and sheets of dated handwritten paper with dates of color-coded revisions spanning years. I am too lazy to go out there at the moment, but I am guessing I spent seven or eight years revising it until I thought it was ready. I think it could be my Oscar. Now if I could just get Sam Elliott to record it.
“Well he picked up his walker and he walked to the floor
The nurse was asleep she had not locked the door
And he escaped down the long road that they wheeled him in
Stuck his thumb in the air with a NEW FREEDOM GRIN”
Bright Sun
In 2016 my daughter Sunnie was in Belize for a few weeks. She was doing some kind of volunteer co-op farming type of thing. It was only her and another girl working at this strange farm with an astounding number of cats. We were in communication via we chat or one of those things due to no cell service. She had been hit with sand fleas on the beach and became infected and was not well. Sand fleas are nasty things that lay eggs under your skin and can cause fever etc. I couldn’t get hold of her for two days and I was going out of my mind. Had my passport out.
I know both of my daughters are way tougher than me. They were on a horse most of their childhood. Smart as hell too. That was my consolation. For some reason in my prayer and worry I thought of a young Native American warrior on a vision quest. I knew she would be okay, and she was.
On my last record I have a song called “Pony Express” about a young man who can’t feel his legs but ends up pinch hitting for a Pony Express rider who had been fatally shot with arrows by some Paiutes. This song is the reverse. That actually happened, the rider being shot part anyway, in northern Nevada near Middlegate where that song takes place. Bright Sun doesn’t follow any actual story though. I do know that some bad elements of the US Cavalry did actually attack Native American women and children. One of the black eyes in our history. This story is about a young warrior who takes them on by himself with the help of his spirit warriors.
“Bright Sun living in the back of my heart
You can find your path when the road is dark
I always want the best for you
May you walk in love but your aim be true”
DCTABM
I have a friend called Tristan who was the girl singer in the Irish band Darby O’Gill and the Little People. Her stage name in the band was “Nancy Whiskey”. They did this comedy album where the whole band looked like drunk drugged out train wrecks. Tristan had her eyeliner running down her face on the album cover. Might have had a bent cigarette. I was dinking around with an old guitar one night and I blurted out the line “She said her last name was whiskey first name I can’t place she had a bent cigarette hanging out of her face.” The rest of the song kind of wrote itself.
I picture the whole scene at the old Stoney’s Honky Tonk where I spent much quality time when it was located down the road from my little ranch. This poor drunk soul ends up in a car with this train wreck and gets himself into a real pickle. Things like this can make you quit booze! I was and still am listening to the great storyteller Todd Snider. Check out his album “Storyteller”. I think some of that juju spilled over into this song. I’m no Todd Snider but I try.
“I made it to Jack, Jack in the Box. I was naked as Hell except for my socks. I know what you’re thinking man what would you do? Three Super Tacos and one Mountain Dew…”
Where did you Come From
I wrote Where Did You Come From during the lockdown. The Las Vegas Strip was deserted. There were no gigs. It wasn’t all bad though. One of the good things to come out of It was how much extra time many of us got to spend with our four-legged companions. That and the wine, pizza and Tiger King. I remember some of it. I could see the posts from friends on Facebook. My dogs and cat loved it except for when I actually had covid and wouldn’t pet them because I was afraid I would give it to them. My shaggy black bear dog Sammy was a rescue like my other soul mate, a Pit-Lab called Butters. I remember saying to him “Where did you come from?” As in, what Angels brought you here to me? But also, literally, who dropped you off on the freeway east of Vegas? I knew a bit of Butter’s history, but Sammy’s was a mystery. Of course, they both came from Heaven if you ask me.
When I wrote the song, I cried because you know how all dog songs end. Thankfully Sammy and Butters are still with me, but I have been through it many times and had have been involved with others’ losses because my ex-wife is a Veterinarian. The character I envisioned is a teen girl who is with her dog or cat into adulthood for a dozen years. I based her on my friend Eve Marie who would post pics of her German Shephard Lucy in a montage from her young years into adulthood. Sweet Lucy was way up there for a GS. On her birthday everyone would post “Go Lucy!” I remember thinking about how sad it will be for Eve when she finally goes. Lucy passed shortly after I wrote the song.
The great Lisa Brokop sings harmony on this track eh. We sing the “Out” line in the chorus where it sounds like a howl oooooowt.
“We were living in the sunshine, had the whole world by the tail, we saw it all together, oh the stories we could tell..”
Harkins Letter
I discovered the Pioneer Saloon around 2010 when I was shooting 35mm film photos at an abandoned prison south of Vegas at Jean, NV. I had written Sammy Steele’s debut album “Songs from the Third Cactus” with him and had a vision of barbed wire with this prison blurred in the background for the album cover. The Third Cactus was my little horse ranch. I used to tell people that I was the third cactus from the end of the Las Vegas Strip which was about right. We wrote most of the album there fueled by Jack Daniels and Roberto’s chicken tacos. One of the songs was about an inmate who robbed a gas station and watches through the barbed wire as the cars cry into the night down the I-15. Freedom. Side note, I almost got arrested. Turns out there is an actual operating women’s federal prison next door to the closed prison. Apparently, photos are frowned upon at active prisons. Thank the Lord the officer was a country fan. I still owe her a Sammy Steele album.
I had heard of the Pioneer Saloon which was just 7 miles West of Jean, NV. Another song we wrote, Whiskey Courage, had a 21-whiskey chorus and I needed a cool bar to line up the bottles for the interior shot. The owner of the bar, Noel, wanted to charge me for the shot but when he found out I was a giant country star he hired me to play. Ha. I have been playing there ever since as a solo for many years and now every Saturday when I am not touring with our band High Blue Cactus.
Fast forward a few years. I was in the back room of the Pioneer with Tom Sheckells, Noel’s son and co-owner. We had written a funny song about a Tumbleweed. I told Tom I wanted to write a song about the miner who was shot there in 1915. Tom went into his office and brought me out a copy of a letter dated 7-3-15 from the Las Vegas coroner / Justice of the Peace, one WH Harkins, written to the brother of the deceased in response to a telegram. Basically, the brother was asking, WTF happened to my brother? I’m looking at the letter and thinking, well there’s the lyric! It is a famous story there in Goodsprings. The miner, Paul Coski, was a hard drinking hard fighting character who allegedly had a penchant for cheating at cards. One story has him with a fifth ace, another with him dealing from the bottom of the deck. When they called the game, Coski made a grab for the cash and the bar manager (houseman he was called in those days) shot him dead. The coroner shows up with the sheriff 9 hours later. That drive takes me 30 minutes tops in the Albatross, my 2011 Sprinter tour van. The cars were slow (my machine) and the road to Goodsprings was rough dirt. I wanted to keep as much of the original letter as possible and I did. I wrote it on an old nylon string guitar, so it takes on a Willie Nelson vibe. I love the song.
On a side note, in my research I needed to find the birth date of said Harkins. It was no easy task tracking this guy down. I found out a great deal about him when I did and let’s just say that will be another song. Can’t make this shit up.
“Well your brother could whip any two men and often he did
When the whiskey was working its way up into his head
From what I am told he was a gentleman when he was dry
But I heard the evidence of everyone who was in the saloon at the time”
The Next Guy
One of the greatest friends I ever had, Rhett Hirth, passed away suddenly due to a congenital heart defect. Rhett was a beautiful human. Ex NV Highway Patrol. Military academy kid. He and his family had moved from Vegas to Omaha, NE where he was promoted to a young bank president. His wife, Linda, ran a home-based day care which is how we met. She and Rhett were like second parents to my girls who attended the day care since my wife and I both worked alot to support our horse habit. I am happily recovered now. Rhett and Linda and their three kids were constantly at places like Disney World. They never missed an opportunity to go somewhere as a family and take photos which ended up blanketing the walls of their home. I mean, a lot of framed family photos. A lot!
A few weeks later, I was at a breakfast diner at Parowan, Utah with my wife and kids and some of our kid’s friends. We were about to head up the hill to Brian Head and ski for the day. We were talking about Rhett and Linda at the table. I said to my wife, “I feel sorry for the next guy. Rhett will be a really hard act to follow.” I was referring to the photos on the walls that pointed to what a spectacular father and husband he was. My wife said, “Yes, but there should be a next guy. She still has so much left to give.” I thought that was beautiful. The song started to form on the chair lift. I was thinking about that great movie “Always” starring Richard Dreyfuss in the role of a deceased air tanker pilot who is given the task of showing the “new guy” the ropes. I finished the first draft that day while skiing and singing it into my phone recorder.
This is an old song. This all happened in 2009 �’ 2010 area. It was missing something at first. I shelved it for a long time. I think it was too maudlin on that first draft. I remember crying at the top of chair 2. Like all of the songs I write that actually get finished and make it onto an album, this one would not give up and harped on me until it did. This is also one of my favorite solos. Just perfect how it turns to song into more of a movie.
Sunset 30722
This is one of the 3 old new songs. Dusty Roads is the oldest, Then this one. It is so old that it was originally called Sunset 20722. I realized that my characters needed to be way up there because 60 seems to be the new 30 and there is a Glenn Miller thing going on in the song which puts them squarely into the greatest generation. That’s the way I see it! My characters are in their 90’s, maybe the husband is 100, and celebrating their 80th wedding anniversary. If that is accurate, I would possibly be the first artist to have not one but two centenarians on the same album. “And the winner for best album featuring two centenarians is…”
I used to watch a lot of old Frank Capra movies. Some of that might be spilling into this tune. I was listening to a lot of Glenn Miller at the time. My grandparents’ favorite. I could see this couple dancing. One of those couples who took seriously the words “’til death do us part”. Totally completely devoted. Like I said, the greatest generation.
This song also would not go away until it was right. I got the lines I was missing, the trumpets on the wind, a few years ago while I was sitting in a hot spring at Tecopa in Death Valley. I was out there mountain biking and sleeping in the Albatross. I don’t know what it is about that place, but scattered ideas seem to come together for me there at Tecopa. Some kind of subliminal focus I can’t explain. I get there as much as I can. This is Seth Turner’s favorite song on this album. Seth is the other front man in our band High Blue Cactus. An incredible songwriter himself, he is fond of calling out the song at some loud desert honky-tonk where people are throwing beer bottles at us. Wrong song Seth! He don’t give a f***.
The fabulous Canadian Country Star Lisa Brokop sings the part of the wife on this one. I think I was trying to channel a centenarian in my vocal but thankfully Lisa comes in hard with the talent and saves the song.
“Ah, those years roll by don’t they.
Like trumpets on the wind.
I still live to wake up with you
Again.”
Dusty Roads
When I was a young teenager my dad would let me drive around in his 1970 Jeep CJ. This thing was sun faded rust red. No top. No power steering, shot brakes etc. Dad told me to stay in the dirt of course but I may have bent that rule a bit. I used to bomb it through the desert south of Vegas up into the lava rock hills which are now dotted with golf courses and multi-million-dollar homes. My high school buddies, the fellas, were frequently with me. We would listen to Hank Williams Jr, Don Williams, Willie and Kenny, Quiet Riot, Def Leppard, Beasty Boys and Van Halen and shoot our .22 revolvers at the rusted cans that lined these old dirt roads that wound up through the lava. One time when I was supposed to not be on the pavement, I got cut off by a Cadillac full of elderly ladies which was turning left into a cemetery. I had no choice but to cut into the cemetery and I barreled the old Jeep right through the huge 12-foot Ivy wall into the exit lane and back out on Eastern Ave shedding leaves from my teeth . Between that Jeep and my cousin Shawn’s 5.0 Mustang it is a miracle I survived past my teens. I’m still living.
So I am sitting in my shitbox one room apartment near UNLV trying to figure out how to write a song. I was big into Keith Whitley, Garth, Alan Jackson. I had discovered Townes because Pancho and Lefty was my uncle Mike’s favorite song along with Old Time Rock and Roll and we all wanted to be Mike because he was James Dean. This is just before I moved to Nashville to take the crash course. Dusty Roads was written there on that formica table at the Woodbridge Inn. It’s not Townes but I like the visuals of the open air. Bombing through the desert when you are fourteen with a fourteen-year old’s sense of smell and sight and hearing and feeling a fourteen year old’s butterflies at what lies ahead in life. Adventures to come. Back then, Las Vegas was covered in mesquite trees. It had that wonderful clean desert smell, especially after a rain. Tons of wildlife. Quail and rabbits were everywhere. Owls, iguanas, mule deer, wild horses, burros, tarantulas, gila monsters, bighorn sheep and horned toads too. Dust storms. You can still find some of that, but you just need to go farther down the road. Hopefully in a convertible at high speed. I gave my character a convertible Bronco because my buddy Jason Crosby had one of those and I couldn’t seem to rhyme jeep on that first song I wrote.
“Cattle crossing coming up a wooden picket fence
It’s okay to drive this fast cause nothing else makes sense
I know you can find your way I know you can fly
I know you can find yourself anytime you drive”
Black Pine Trees
I had written Harkins letter about the miner who was shot for cheating at cards. I wondered about his background and how he came to be the hard drinking brawler he was. I thought about writing a prequel for him. As it happened though, this song seemed to evolve to the end of the Civil War instead of WWI. In the original version, the soldier’s father was hanged by a Frisco Hangman’s rope. He was most probably fighting for money as a mercenary and wanted no part of any of it.
As mentioned, I spent much time at the old bar at the Pioneer Saloon in Goodsprings as did the miner in Harkins Letter. Clark Gable was there too but that’s a future song. I envisioned the Pioneer, but the Saloon in this song is probably some other Saloon. I don’t know but wherever it is it is cold and near pine trees. Regardless, the Irish kid in this song does not have enough money to try for Dublin but he has just enough to get good and drunk and worry about a job later. I like his style. Very Power of Now.
I used to date the lead girl singer, Marjorie Delaney, from Brendan Bowyer’s Royal Irish Showband. I am pretty sure Steve Earle must’ve written Galway Girl about her. Dark hair and Irish blue eyes that you could fall into. When I would see her sing “Fields of Athenry” I would melt.
“Cause I just came in from the black pine trees
Piano player play one more for me
And if you play the one about Athenry
Keep ‘em coming if you see me cry”
Bouncing On
I ended up at the Crown and Anchor Pub here in Vegas one night. I was on foot because I had been out with some friends in the area and decided to walk home. No gig that weeknight. I was drinking a lot in those days. I realized that my cards were maxed, and I only had 5 bucks on me. Now, sitting at the bar staring down at a video poker machine, I was faced with the daunting choice of whether to order some fries (chips in the parlance of that spot) or bet the said fiver on four hands of double-double bonus poker. I knew the bartender and the unwritten rule is one drink per $20 but often, if you are a regular, they bend the rules. I bet the five and a foamy Boddington’s Ale appeared. I ended up winning and knee deep in fish and chips. The pity party had already started though.
I grew up in a middle class and sometimes wealthy family. We were always up and down but I was incredibly incredibly fortunate. At that snapshot in time though, being freshly divorced, in a new place and mired in rent, van payment, credit cards, child support, etc. on a full-time non-union musician’s wage was a reality check. It’s not that it was slow. My band was getting great casino gigs and I was doing a lot of solos. Same as now. But now I am not mired in debt thankfully. A few weeks before that, my band, Chris Heers and the Dirt Rich Band it was called at the time, was playing Gilley’s honky-tonk on the Las Vegas Strip. Buckets of Coors kept appearing on stage along with shots. It was one of those sleep in the tour van nights. My guitar player made it to another bar and somehow managed to run himself over with his own van near his house. He called me from the street he was laying in. I asked him, most importantly, who else he had told?
Sitting at the bar at the Crown, I was thinking about how when they talk about hitting bottom, you just can’t get any more bottom than under your own tires. I like to say that we used to call that a “Tuesday”. I won’t even go into our drummer who made us both look like amateurs. That’s a whole album. My buddy bounced right back to the next gig and kept bouncing as did I albeit a few surgeries down the road.
I’m not proud of it. I figure I would be much farther along in my career if I didn’t idolize Hank, Hemmingway, Townes, and Hunter S. Thompson so much. Thankfully we have both come to an arrangement with booze and are doing alright! I wrote Bouncing On on a handful of cocktail napkins. It really is a ranting pity party and not reflective of the many hard working responsible grown-up musicians in this town who do very well compared to other places, but at that particular snapshot in time, for me anyway…. well three chords and the truth.
“The most dangerous job in the world is in a country band
In the land in the land of casinos and swag
Swag in the form of shots of Jäger
Women coming at you like party favors
Sometimes you fall in love and it's more than pointless
Man from La Mancha windmills and voices
Voices that beckon, ah voices that scream
Jump off of this train while the grass is still green”